Just some tips I’ve collected from the serial killers of tumblr
just reblogging with my original tags because people liked them:
#murder tips #thats an odd tag #just posting a series of murder tips #nothing big #people reblog this #this is gold #COME ON REBLOG #what can i tag this with so more people will see it #murder #killing #blood #i guess #um #stabby stab #shooty shoot #CATCH A MARLIN #okay thats all i got
My mother actually told me you can dig a hole in the ground and put the body in with chopped up limes it will dissolve every thing but the teeth.
I can just imagine:
"Hey mom, do you know any good murder tips?"
"Hmm, well I know a pretty good one about limes"
I just told my dad that I was reading ways to get away with murder and he says
"Good, your mum is being a bitch lately"
Please dont let my dad on tumblr oh my god
IF JAKE KILLS MY BABY IM GONNA QUIT WATCHING THIS SHOW THE WAY I DID WITH GURREN LAGANN AND KAMINA I can’t handle the deaths of my favorite characters halfway through I can’t u.u
I don’t have twitter and I can do what I want thanks
"don’t complain on tumblr" do some people actually think that there is any shame in posting WHATEVER YOU WANT on a site like this? I use it as a personal journal sometimes and I will never be sorry for that.
refers to the conservative christian owners of the giant Hobby Lobby chain of stores having won an injunction against Obamacare’s birth control requirement, allowing the for-profit company to withhold contraceptive coverage from its employees. The Supreme Court is now to review the case ..(here)
Guess where NOT to buy felt this holiday season?
Dammit and they have such an awesome selection.